The Firness Center
The guy in charge of issuing ID cards and parking passes is a bit of a legendary character: good-natured but befuddled, difficult to locate and unable to type. I can vouch for all of these traits. He was excited that my name was "easy to spell". Alas, it was downhill from there. I especially like the comma, which transcends the ordinary typographical error. I just hope it lets me in.
Labels: forms of identification, health, post-poop
