Two More for the Road

Really, I've never had a good one out here in California (I ordered one once and stopped trying. Meat is bad anyway). Behold the cheese steak!



Do you know what this is? The dollop of cream is a definite curve ball. This is shoo fly pie, a molasses concoction of the Pennsylvania Dutch (Southern people also make these). I ordered this at some fancy-pants restaurant in Jim Thorpe and instead of the dusted top, it came with this odd white blob on top. Clearly I'm no fusion fan.

Oldies-Radio Christian-Church Word Problem

If 16 vestal virgins were leaving for the coast,
and the father, son, and the Holy Ghost caught the last train for the coast,
how many will still be virgins by the next morning's first return train?