Be very thankful you didn't have to attend. I was informed at the party that I wasn't having enough fun and that I needed to be "more excited." So I smiled a little and was told that I was being "too fake." I couldn't please so I just went to the bar. I probably should have just started there.
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What's with the radioactivity?
You get your running-figure clip art where you can.
Someone did a whole book of lost pet flyers, so maybe this is next.
oh, sure, post it now that it's too late to go. And I was free that night, too.
Be very thankful you didn't have to attend. I was informed at the party that I wasn't having enough fun and that I needed to be "more excited." So I smiled a little and was told that I was being "too fake." I couldn't please so I just went to the bar. I probably should have just started there.
A whole book of retirement flyers seems funny, while a whole book of lost pet flyers seems sad. Is that logically inconistent?
Frank, these are the sorts of thoughts that dominate people who offer book deals in this day and age.
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