One in the Loss Column for Team Silbert

Ah, that exquisite moment.

You've waited all day for an e-mail you hoped would arrive, and it didn't arrive.

But just to be sure, you check the spam filter.

And it's not there either.

And then—oh, this is lovely—just to add insult to injury, several of the collected spam messages bear the subject line:
You look really stupid jsilbert