"search terms"

The other day Isa told us about watching a youtube video where a man is doing martial arts and "a mysterious brown bulge" begins to come out of his butt, or something gross like that. Isa knows she's only allowed to go to youtube for something specific, like a bird video, she's not allowed to randomly move from link to link. I immediately sprung into action. This is the sort of parenting situation where I'm a little quicker on the draw than Bernie. "What were your search terms," I demanded to know, "what were your search terms?!" Isa remained calm, she didn't seem particularly guilty. "Hatching eggs," she replied.