UWink

A while ago, John took Isa and I to a new restaurant, UWink, in a Woodland Hills mall. It had touch screens at each table, for ordering food and playing games. Some were pong-like, others were those trivia games seen in bars.
I wasn't that impressed; pong-games aren't going to do it for me anymore, and ordering food on a touch-screen is like being my own waitress. Plus, the trivia questions were just god-awful-- as well as repeating over and over again. I wondered to myself what kind of random number generator were they really using to dish out these horrible questions?
Isa, on the other hand, was wild-eyed. She begged us to order more drinks so she could hit the now-greasy touch screen. I was surprised at her obsession with the restaurant.
When Isa brought it up again for the umpteenth time the other day, I decided to google UWink. The wikipedia entry included "The company was founded in 2000 by Nolan Bushnell, the co-founder and former CEO of both Atari and Chuck E. Cheese."
Well, that explained the pong and the crappy food.
I'm somewhat disappointed in Mr. Bushnell. I'd have much rather had a joystick and played Adventure than field that touchscreen menu. Perhaps he's onto something-- creating a nostalgia for Isa's generation to buy into. I suppose there's nothing wrong with playing Tank and eating a burger, is there?
UPDATE:
This appeared on a Uwink investment board:
Another Brief uWink Blog Review
http://www.saltinwound.com/2008/03/uwink.html
A very good example of the "polarizing" nature of uWink (a good thing!). You've got some people that come in and find a negative in everything (like the blogger). BUT he's got a friend (READ: female) that is obsessed with the place.
In the end, who wins (this is hypothetical)?
1.The introverted guy who just doesn't want to have fun and complains about it to the "world" on his blog:
"I wasn't that impressed; pong-games aren't going to do it for me anymore, and ordering food on a touch-screen is like being my own waitress. Plus, the trivia questions were just god-awful-- as well as repeating over and over again. I wondered to myself what kind of random number generator were they really using to dish out these horrible questions?"
2. The extroverted gal who is having so much fun that she just keeps bringing new people to the place so that she can have even more fun:
"Isa, on the other hand, was wild-eyed. She begged us to order more drinks so she could hit the now-greasy touch screen. I was surprised at her obsession with the restaurant.
When Isa brought it up again for the umpteenth time the other day, I decided to google UWink."
My Opinion:
Eventually, the guy comes around because he realizes that regardless of how little "fun" he is having, uWink is attracting all the ladies, which will eventually attract him. This thing is going to work :)
BERNIE'S RESPONSE:
Dear Uwink investor, you've got one this nailed on the head. I am certainly a negative blogger, and Isa is definitely a pretty young gal that loves video games like nothing's doing. I will have to take her back there, so you do have us as customers in Woodland Hills.
As far as Atari goes, dear investor, I may have played more Atari than you ever will, and I will never forget that snowy Massachusetts day that I first laid my eyes on Pong. Yes, I was hooked. So yes, Mr. Bushnell is an integral part of my life.
But please, for my sake, get a programmer to update the trivia questions? I can make it last if the questions are decent.
Bernie
Labels: Atari, Isa, unsolicited criticism

17 Comments:
I may be missing something here, but I think the biggest clue about this being a crappy restaurant starts at the front door. uWink? That is a TERRIBLE name for a restaurant. God awful. It's just a really off the mark attempt at "plugging in" to the whole internet surfing/texting/blogging generation. Move over iPod and iChat make room for uWink! No. Don't mover over, and don't make room. Stay where you're at. You serve a purpose. A filthy touch screen menu with third rate video games is pointless.
Although, if you go to their "Blog" section on the uWink website, you would think that it's just about the best new concept -or as they put it "big idea"- of the digital age. Hello? Where did these folks come from? Were they teleported here from the 1970's? The blog reads like a bad Epcot Center "Life In The Future" display from 30 years ago. As time goes on "computers will be integrated into objects like refrigerators and tables." Oooooh!!! And "humans will interact with them using touch or voice rather than a mouse & keyboard".... Aaaaaaaah!!! Maybe we could also do this to withdraw money from our banks one day. Or maybe even to help us navigate our cars to destinations miles away! Or maybe -and I'm really going out on a limb here, but stay with me Commodore 64 dreamers- we could one day find a way to take all of this and combine it into a touch screen device that you can use to make calls, download and store music, find restaurants, and watch movies on. AND that is also small enough to fit into your pocket! No way. iKnow. iDream big. Just like Nolan Bushnell. He should meet this guy, Steve Jobs who made some crappy box of wires in his garage in Palo Alto a couple years ago. He could really show him how to turn his little Apricot thingies into a useful "big idea."
By the way, Nolan is listed on imdb where he is credited as writer/producer of PONG. The plot synopsis is empty. Anyone care to take a stab at filling that one in? Paddle meets ball meets paddle. Ball dies eventually, and is replaced by new ball. Life begins anew for paddle & ball. Typical 3 act formulaic storytelling.
I can't wait to hear what Chris has to say about Chuck e Cheese.
the place really does suck. it doesn't even give me as much sense of wonder as the old automat in new york city, which i liked a lot when i was a kid. it was the first place i ever tried macaroni and cheese. diverticulitis doesn't just happen.
John, the food pyramid has changed since you were a kid, but I suspect back then you thought you were getting away with something.
i grew up in greenwich village from 1964-1970. to get away with something, there'd have to be rules.
Bernie, funny you should mention interest in my Chuck E. Cheese take...
Chuck E. Cheese was revolutionary. A landmark achievement in unabashed, youth-targeted capitalism. Like mixing the best of what cereal companies learned to do in the 60's & 70's by hawking really unhealthy sugar filled cereals via the use of overly stimulating cartoon characters and bright colors and sounds in TV ads. Chuck E. Cheese and Showbiz Pizza Place (which I liked even more than Chuck E. Cheese) took that to a new level by bringing those type of characters to life in 3 dimensions with animatronic bands playing in creepy animatronic jamboree unison. I always thought it was particularly creepy that you could hear the inner mechanical workings of the robotic characters as their jaws flapped out of sync with the lyrics. But there was some odd energy about those places that jazzed me and the other 10, 11, and 12 year olds. It was a new "thing" and the video games were the latest greatest as well.
However, the plastic balls... well, my friend Amy addressed those awful things in an earlier post. I NEVER played in those godforsaken things. And the pizza was also quite horrible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GttLpfpyDUQ&NR=1
Back in the early '80's, Nolan Bushnell created Androbot, the first "personal robotics" company. My dad did their advertising. We had the shell of one of the robots around the house for awhile. It may have even been a complete working robot, but I don't remember it actually doing anything though.
I'm 97% sure that my Dad created this brochure:
http://www.smallrobot.com/brochure.html
The photo of Nolan Bushnell on page eight of the "Issue One" brochure is classic.
Classic! B.O.B. had three intel 8088's in there.
Yes. Plus a whopping three megabytes of memory!
I confirmed with my sister that my Dad did indeed create that brochure, and did all of the Androbot advertising, at least at the start.
if any actual investors in this ridiculous restaurant that combines the worst of eating and computer technology have gotten this far, i invite you to comment and share your financial dreams.
The day of this blog entry uWink stock climbed 7% (according to Yahoo). Arguably, being referenced here triggered the single biggest day in uWink's economic history.
According the Yahoo finance page, uWink expansion plans hinge on installing its devices in assisted living centers, which would make sense; if there's one group eager to embrace technology it's seniors.
Wii already has the assisted living center market well in hand. It's genuinely therapeutic.
http://www.newslinkindiana.com/index.php?src=news&refno=1358&category=Headlines
DEAR uWink investor (uNintendo) -
I love that you came here and actually are using this blog as some sort of independent market research tool. I also love that you assume Bernie is a guy. She is not. I am. And as for me and my take on uWink, I'm not a guy who "doesn't want to have fun and complains to the world about it..." as you so cruelly and callously and thoughtlessly pegged Bernie to be. Also maliciously. And cruelly. Did I say that one already? No, not me. Quite the opposite. I LOVE to have fun. It's just that in order to have fun, there needs to be something fun to do. The idea must be fresh. I've seen these bar quiz screen games in airports for years and years. They are barely passable as a secondary means to get through an hour layover. The primary means being alcohol. Uh-oh, wait, I'm revealing my introverted, alcohol craving, world hating side. Back off, Coxy, back off.
Okay, well, above all I wish you good luck on this investment during this wonderfully prosperous economic boon we're currently going through. Let me know when it splits : )
uWink would be even cooler if there were also robots.
Uwink would be the coolest if it used modern technology
When I lived in Seoul in the early nineties, there were certain cafes that had phones at each table. People sitting at tables could call other tables for a chat. I believe Uwink is based upon this premise; however, communication between tables is nonexistent. Plus, there's tons of families with children in uwink, unlike the cafe in Apkujung-dong. The idea of contacting other tables gets downright creepy.
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