jack, the problem with your type is that they're just mousy enough to give the illusion of availability. you think you've found a woman who's your little secret--but she's not your secret, she's everyone's secret!
No, not the Sarah Silverman Factor. That factor is an entirely different factor in my opinion.
And now for an equation:
If this cartoon woman looks like Bernie (according to John)... And Jack is "very attracted" to this cartoon woman... It only follows logically that Jack is very attracted to Bernie.
John, I believe a duel is in order. I offer to referee.
Chris, on the one hand I want to defer to you because you know Sarah Silverman. On the other hand, I did have the same reaction to Sarah Silverman that I did to Tina Fey: "wow, she's cute, I'll bet no one else knows it!" And then I read an interview with Sarah Silverman where she said she gets that reaction all the time. (Just tried to find that interview and failed).
I just spent way more time than I should have trying to find the Sarah Silverman interview I was talking about. Can't find it. I will say that this was back before even Jesus is Magic, so the "I'n the only one who knows how cute she is" thing was a bit easier to lie to oneself about.
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Love Adrian Tomine. He did the cover of last week's New Yorker as well.
she looks a little bit like bernie
I am very attracted to this cartoon woman.
jack, the problem with your type is that they're just mousy enough to give the illusion of availability. you think you've found a woman who's your little secret--but she's not your secret, she's everyone's secret!
Shall we call it the "Tina Fey Factor"?
Yes! Or the "Sarah Silverman Factor"!
No, not the Sarah Silverman Factor. That factor is an entirely different factor in my opinion.
And now for an equation:
If this cartoon woman looks like Bernie (according to John)...
And Jack is "very attracted" to this cartoon woman...
It only follows logically that Jack is very attracted to Bernie.
John, I believe a duel is in order. I offer to referee.
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Chris, on the one hand I want to defer to you because you know Sarah Silverman. On the other hand, I did have the same reaction to Sarah Silverman that I did to Tina Fey: "wow, she's cute, I'll bet no one else knows it!" And then I read an interview with Sarah Silverman where she said she gets that reaction all the time. (Just tried to find that interview and failed).
I just spent way more time than I should have trying to find the Sarah Silverman interview I was talking about. Can't find it. I will say that this was back before even Jesus is Magic, so the "I'n the only one who knows how cute she is" thing was a bit easier to lie to oneself about.
and the problem is that if you guys saw a girl who looked like tina fey in person, and you were with a buddy, you'd sneer, "she's fffffat!"
These guys are a bunch of nerds. I don't think they sneer things to each other.
Robert, you have an unhealthy obsession with Sarah Silverman. As such I believe you should know she is fucking Matt Damon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM
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