Friday, January 25, 2008

When is a masseuse not a masseuse?

There are reports Heath Ledger's masseuse wasn't licensed. And the intial story noted she took a massage table out of the closet and set it up near the bed. What sort of masseuse doesn't bring her own table? What could she have been doing there that would have led her to panic and call Mary-Kate Olsen? And how do we know the massage table wasn't set up after the phone call?

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7 Comments:

Blogger Paul said...

Bao?

January 25, 2008 12:03 PM  
Blogger Paul said...

The masseuse wasn't licensed after all. Is it possible she gave such a horrible massage that it was deadly? Mary Kate! Another one died on me! Send your cleaning crew!

January 25, 2008 12:30 PM  
Blogger Jack Silbert said...

Masseuse is almost as hard to spell as Eurythmics.

January 25, 2008 1:04 PM  
Blogger John Levenstein said...

all right, i'll say it. i think she was a drug dealer!

January 25, 2008 2:14 PM  
Blogger Robert said...

My friends Christopher and Trudi have a masseuse come to them. They have their own massage table. A) it lets them have other massages; b) it's thoughtful to the masseuse, who doesn't have to cart her table up the stairs.

January 25, 2008 4:22 PM  
Blogger Robert said...

Hmmm... if you google for "diana wolozin", excluding both "heath" and "ledger" and add on "masseuse" or "massage", only about eight entries come up, and they're either nonsense or refer to Mary Kay Olson.

In other words, there's no record on the internet of a Diana Wolozin ever having been a masseuse other than in the Heath Ledger context. So maybe you're right...

On the other hand, Christopher and Trudi have their own massage table and I'd come close to swearing on my life that they're not drug dealers.

January 25, 2008 4:32 PM  
Blogger Bernie said...

Drug dealers don't come at scheduled times, do they? I thought people had to wait for THEM.

January 25, 2008 4:32 PM  

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