Answers to Your Pressing Questions
Frank's post reminded me that we do get some interesting search queries, so I'd like to help out a little.
Here goes...
Why put sugar in a wound rather than salt?
Well, I don't know why you'd put salt in a wound in the first place. I wouldn't put sugar in a wound either. I might put maggots in a wound, though.
What clothes should I pack for a 15 day cruise to Hawaii?
Well, this is a tough one. On these cruises, the entire focus of the day is the meals; particularly the dinners (and yes, you 'dress up' for them). You're basically going to be sitting on a boat all day gazing at melting ice sculptures and eating from chocolate fountains and panini stations. Are you sure you really want to do this?
What is the Chinese nail salon joke?
I have no idea.
Is Juno overscripted?
Hotdiggity flippin dog it is!
Should you put salt in wounds?
No. Nor sugar.
What is the salt for wound treatment?
Do not put salt in a wound. Use something else.
Comments of Ellen G. White about salt?
Ellen G. White (1827-1915) was a popular Seventh Day Adventist writer who penned, "Do not eat largely of salt."
And finally one of my own...
Should I buy one of those Amish heaters I saw in People magazine?
No! Don't do it!
Here goes...
Why put sugar in a wound rather than salt?
Well, I don't know why you'd put salt in a wound in the first place. I wouldn't put sugar in a wound either. I might put maggots in a wound, though.
What clothes should I pack for a 15 day cruise to Hawaii?
Well, this is a tough one. On these cruises, the entire focus of the day is the meals; particularly the dinners (and yes, you 'dress up' for them). You're basically going to be sitting on a boat all day gazing at melting ice sculptures and eating from chocolate fountains and panini stations. Are you sure you really want to do this?
What is the Chinese nail salon joke?
I have no idea.
Is Juno overscripted?
Hotdiggity flippin dog it is!
Should you put salt in wounds?
No. Nor sugar.
What is the salt for wound treatment?
Do not put salt in a wound. Use something else.
Comments of Ellen G. White about salt?
Ellen G. White (1827-1915) was a popular Seventh Day Adventist writer who penned, "Do not eat largely of salt."
And finally one of my own...
Should I buy one of those Amish heaters I saw in People magazine?
No! Don't do it!
Labels: salt, search queries
posted by Bernie at
6:40 PM
6 Comments:
a lot of people have been showing up here after googling "wolozin" (heath ledger's masseuse). fortunately, i've been practicing responsible journalism.
Wait, how do you know who ends up landing here? Do you have a way to track specific traffic arrivals and what they were coming here to look for?
If you were to post a blog titled "Heath Ledger Dies Obama Clinton Racist Britney Crazy Superbowl Patriots Giants" would that suddenly draw a bunch of traffic?
Probably. But that's not the kind of people we want to attract.
Bernie, can you tell Google something like "don't index Diana Wolozin"?
Not that you should; I'm just curious.
Also when you asked "What is the Chinese Nail Salon joke", what is that about? Did one of us make a post about Chinese nail salon jokes earlier?
Robert, certain things Google does are highly secret. I don't know anything about not indexing something. Also, I have no idea how someone would find us with a Chinese nail salon joke. Mystery.
Ah! I didn't realize someone had googled us for it.
Mystery solved: googling on chinese nail salon joke (no quotes around it) turns up our January page, which has a) your posting about the reality show in the nail salon; b) the label "chinese new year" on Jack's Splenda-like post, and c) John's discussion of sitcom jokes. Hence: Chinese nail salon joke.
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