Friday, December 21, 2007

Tony: A Man of Property

Excerpts from a St. Helena Star article from 2004. This is Tony.



Tony may not be able to control his hand or his checkbook, but it seems he has a good wife who is trying to keep that pesky addiction under control.


But then, the problem becomes clear: land is just flying at them!



Then the article gets into how they've never been to France (too busy buying land!) and a few parcels that they don't own around what they do own, and how this little piece of the pie irks him and he concludes:



Maybe someone will die and the phone will ring. Maybe someone will throw the land at him so he can finally close that darn checkbook and get down to the business of living.

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11 Comments:

Blogger John Levenstein said...

if you're starting to wonder whether bernie kept a scrap book in napa, yes she did.

December 21, 2007 1:49 PM  
Blogger Bernie said...

I wouldn't call it a scrap book as much as I'd call it a sketch book with other stuff in it-- 'scrap book 'implies it's sentimental, no?

December 21, 2007 2:05 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth said...

Perhaps an additional label should be "rich people say the darndest things."

December 21, 2007 2:20 PM  
Blogger John Levenstein said...

when the "other stuff" is newspaper clippings, it's a scrap book.

December 21, 2007 2:21 PM  
Blogger John Levenstein said...

elizabeth, i'm adding it right now!

December 21, 2007 2:22 PM  
Blogger Bernie said...

John, look up scrapbooking. That has nothing to do with me.

December 21, 2007 3:02 PM  
Blogger John Levenstein said...

if i were tony's neighbor, i'd be a little bit of a tease.

December 21, 2007 3:13 PM  
Blogger Bernie said...

Somewhere in the article, Jo Ann says, "Us farmers are the biggest environmentalists anywhere."

December 21, 2007 6:34 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

this reminds me that I am too poor to ever buy land.

December 22, 2007 7:51 PM  
Blogger John Levenstein said...

what the st. helena star teaches us, Becky, is that sometimes people get land in the most unexpected ways.

December 22, 2007 8:49 PM  
Blogger John Levenstein said...

Like inheriting it from a relative!

December 22, 2007 8:50 PM  

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