Saturday, December 22, 2007

More Juno



John's Juno review reminded me of a bar mitzvah we attended last summer. His parents spared no expense in throwing him a Greek Mythology-themed party (by his request, as it was his favorite topic). Boys in togas were running around, spreads of food abounded, and the place was elaborately decorated. Next to some foam doric columns, I noticed a painting of the colosseum. Costumed entertainers ran around-- dressed as Roman centurions, complete with feathered helmets and shields with Roman numerals painted on them.
I saw the boy of honor surveying his party, with a dainty woven vine in his short curly hair, his white chiton neatly tied, his papyrus in hand, his feet bare. He shook his head as he saw a soldier swing a plastic sword at a guest. I think he was the only one who noticed the large historical error in his party.

3 Comments:

Blogger John Levenstein said...

these centurions weren't even from roman mythology, they were from roman history. they looked like characters from i, claudius. these were people who worshipped roman gods--they weren't gods themselves.

December 22, 2007 8:58 PM  
Blogger Bernie said...

I can see the Greek-themed bar mitzvah upset John as well.

December 22, 2007 10:39 PM  
Blogger frank b. said...

That's why we have the term "Greco-Roman"

December 23, 2007 5:37 AM  

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